BLogging is for losers

HI, you know... yesterday someone told me something about this thing called "blogging" he says it is a thing you do in the internet where you tell about yourself, make stuff, opinions and what not.
Obviously this kind of people are nonsense and lifeless. Are YOU A BLOGGER? the you have no life. Seriously, blogging is stupid, stupid and stupid.

BREAKING NEWS!!

One of my friend is Batman. *jeng jeng jeng*

I AM borED

I am bored...









(idea pops up)*



LEt me tell you some jokes but they aren't mine... so you might actually...you know...laugh.



" Have you ever noticed in TV commercials, they show detergents able to beat this detergent X? Well i think that's bull shit cause who the hell would think this "X" detergents are rival detergents. THey could just be water. I mean like DUH*(bangs head to wall)."



A host would say" Who watch the football finals?!?!" the audience then responds with claps and shouts. He continues "me NEITHER".


OKay, maybe they aren't funny but the heck with it.

I AM SO FUNNY

What do you get if cross a toilet and a bowl?

A TOILET BOWL.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

DID i waste your time? THen sorRy :P

Laughter is the best medicine

HI, you heard of the fact that "laughter is the best medicine" thing, well that is *shit! I had a friend who was ill and i told him to have a laugh or two, and GUESS WHAT he didn't get well. So than i was like WTF!??!?! MY world was like topsy turvy and all, everything, (yup) everything i knew might be false!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then my friend asked me why i was so ****** up. THEN i quickly replied : nothing. THe end




*BULL
******= worked