Why do i smell so nice?

As written in the title above, I put in front of you a question which even baffles expert from every reach of the globe. Why is Tariq so incredibly wangi? A study has been done by a Nobel Laureate of medicine from the University of Harvard. It seems that unlike other people, Tariq's armpit does not emit chemicals which irritate the nose but instead releases a form of ester that which gives the receiver a temporary feeling of terrestrial heaven. We have finally cracked the puzzling question!

Ok, some of you weirdos will think this super cool post is gross. What do I have to say? Relax! You narrow minded people... hehehehehehehe