Words??!?

Hallo,

Meaning of certain words:-
Text books = Something we never read
maybe = NO Way
Whatever = Shit, i lost this argument gotta get out of it cool
Money = Power ( xD)
Politician = Pak lah (You don't get my joke? me too)
UMNO = United Mafia National Organisation


And our one and only famous words we say every week without noticing.
Our Rukun Negara uncorked!!

1.Kepercayaan kepada Tuhan

OK, i shouldn't say anything about this one

2.Kesetiaan kepada raja dan negara

Yeah, ask our politicians about this one(if they follow it that is ;D)

3.Keluhuran perlembagaan
Alright... *checking dictionary* Weird, its kinda the same meaning as kedaulatan undang-undang! Were they on drugs when the made this?!?!??!

4.Kedaulatan undang-undang
The law as being the highest power which one must obey?
Who the hell follows it nowadays? Our country's leaders don't seem to... ;)

5.Kesopanan dan kesusilaan
Be proper and well mannerred. Yeah!! Lets REMP-it!!

Muahahahhahahahh

Finally i devised it!!

RUKUN NEGARA 2.0

1.Kepercayaan kepada Tuhan
2.Kesetiaan kepada diri sendiri
3.Sama dengan 4
4.Kelemahan undang-undang
5.PAK LAH baby!!!!

Nyahahahahhahhahahhaha *farted*

Okie dokie I gotta go.